Almost done

So, I'm having an entertaining last couple of weeks at work. People say strange things at the best of times, but leaving them forever doesn't help.

Coworker: I'm going to miss you, even though you're rude.

I (thinking, You should know about being rude after that!): Okay.

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Various coworkers: Are you getting excited?

I: No, I've been excited for about six months.

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Various coworkers: So, do you have everything packed?

I: No, we still have to live in our house.

VCs: Oh, yeah.

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Coworker: Are you getting excited?

I (sighing): Yes.

C: Are you going to miss everybody?

I: Mehhhh...

C: You're supposed to say yes!

I: I don't do a lot of things I'm supposed to do. (thinking, Why ask if you already knew the answer you wanted to hear?)

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Coworker: What are we going to do without you?

I: You'll live.

C: We might not!

I: Then you'll have a funeral.

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Coworker: I'm going to cry on your last day.

I: Oh, that's really sweet! I'm not going to cry.

Another coworker: Why not?

I: confused stare

AC: You aren't going to cry on your last day?

I: No. (still confused)

AC: Aren't you going to miss us?

I: Yeah, but you aren't dying.

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So, the end of the story is, my coworkers will probably be better off without their daily dose of snark. But I bet it's lot more boring.