What Would I Say?

If you haven't seen this app on Facebook, well, you're probably getting a lot more done with your life than I am right now. From what I can tell, the (you)Bot takes snippets of your Facebook statuses and assembles them into a new, potentially hysterical, update that you can then share.

What's great about these is just how close they are to something I'd really say. Try it here, and read on for some of my favourites so far:

This is what it looks like. Billy is my brother, but I don't know who John Well is.
Maybe I'll write him into my NaNoWriMo novel.

"Also, I didn't know has my registration page blocked, with STILL a pen in my guest blogging friends, in the meantime, I'll get an impatience over especially since, if not better news, my full force telling her voicemail, I'm just now sure why the inverted interrobang for something."

"And chanting in his native France, Italy, Portugal and Spain. For me."

"That's not my muse!!"

"What am I got out my lists are running shoes, compression socks, and a conversation starter!"

"I don't care so I didn't know has some sort stuck your help!"

"It's like her. Denise I have lived in Indiana since I said it, but humor me laugh over unless you've lost a song from a grain elevator that had siblings!"

Share your greatest hits in the comments.